![]() ![]() Barney was originally supposed to be a "teddy bear", according to Leach, but this was changed in 1987 because her children were interested in dinosaurs (probably because they were brain-drained by the horrors of Barney the " Evil Purple Menace"). She came up with this disgusting idea as a plan to get her children to learn from an " evil purple dinosaur" named Barney. In July 1983, a stupid old woman named Sheryl Leach got the crazy idea for a TV show on PBS Kids dedicated to Barney himself. The Secret Creation of Barney (1983-1988) In 1983, Barney became known on the news as the " Evil Purple Menace who attacked mankind". In 1981, Barney was mentioned on ABC News for the terrorist attacks in Iraq. In the early 1980's, Barney went out to attack many more people and soon many Americans knew the legend of Barney after the US Military forces and Earth scientists discovered Barney lost in the wild all alone. ![]() In 1975, Barney came out from his secret cave in the wild and one day attacked millions of innocent people in big cities all over the United States. Eventually, Barney was believed to be hiding in a secret cave far out in the wild.īarney's Secret Reincarnation (1975-1983) Although Barney survived, he was still attacking mankind for millions of years. However, the only dinosaur that survived the explosion was of course Barney. The Dinosaur extinction and Barney's survival (65,000,000 BC-1975) Īround 65,000,000 BC, most of the other dinosaurs (except for one) died after a meteor shower struck Earth. Around 65,000,000 BC, Barney nearly died after a meteor shower that k***ed all the other dinosaurs, but managed to survive. For millions of years later, Barney became the most vicious and idiotic dinosaur of the Prehistoric Age. As Barney went out to live on his own, he liked to attack other dinosaurs who were weaker than him, and became a monstrosity to dinosaurs all over the world. During his home time, Barney liked to murder and k*** little human babies and attack other dinosaurs. Barney did not have a degree in his Dinosaur College, because of how terrible he did in his education. All of his dinosaur teachers were very disappointed with his progress. All that Barney was interested in was "overteaching little human babies and sexually harassing them with artificial love and kisses". By the time Barney went to College, he did very poorly and got all F grades on all of his subjects, but only got a 5% grade on Mental Health. This was most likely because all he was interested in was Pre-K and Kindergarten work, and because most of his dinosaur teachers thought of Barney as an "unteachable dinosaur pupil". Barney originally went to school from 180,000,000 BC-150,000,000 BC and had low grades from his Elementary School records and his High School diploma. Barney never had any friends with other dinosaurs when he was a little dinosaur, because most of the other little dinosaurs were offended by Barney's evil influence of eating human flesh and complete stupidity. So Barney was left all alone in the wild and all the other dinosaurs stomped all over Barney. Barney was such a stupid dinosaur that his father Godzilla actually left Barney when he was only a little dinosaur, because all he did to his father was sing annoying songs to him, and that made Godzilla so angry that he lost his temper, and his anger got so bad that he would eventually turn into a city destroyer. History Early life (200,000,000 BC-65,000,000 BC) īarney the Dinosaur was born in 200,000,000 BC with his only father, Godzilla. Barney is also believed to be gay, because of harassing the little babies on his show, and causing child abuse to them. Barney likes to sing his infamous I Love You (song) at the end of his show, stating that he's in love with the kids, and that he likes to kiss the kids on the lips after singing his obnoxious song. Dinosaurs are absolutely not the correct role model to 1 year old babies, because little 1 year olds would be scared for life. Barney also likes to abuse little babies when their parents are working. Barney also tortures little children with his irritating baby songs and repetitive lessons of the Alphabet, going to school, and manners. Barney likes to scare the daylights out of little babies because he is a dinosaur, and little babies are scared of dinosaurs. 2.8.1 Possible resurrection of Barney (2017-2024)īarney is a stupid purple dinosaur that eats children and babies.2.8 Post-Barney extinction (2015-present).2.4 The Secret Creation of Barney (1983-1988).2.2 The Dinosaur extinction and Barney's survival (65,000,000 BC-1975). ![]()
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